Virgin been Tagged

I've been Tagged by Khayce! This is bloody exciting for me as its my first! It'll prolly take me all night to finish this.
Here we go.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ada
2. Ding-Dong Bell
3. Da-Da

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Afghan Ada
2. TinkerBell
3. GoodGollyMissMolly

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My neck
2. My long fingers
3. My ears

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My big-ass nose
2. My big-ass Feet
3. My Big Ass

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese Immigrants
2. Indonesian Immigrants
3. Portugese/Dutch Opa (grampa)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The parentals dying before me
2. Losing all my family and friends
3. Religious wars

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep
2. Three-step cleansing
3. 8 glasses of H2O

THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My (quite new) pink bra
2. Paul Smith Boxies (gift from Boostie)
3. Amethyst pendant (gift from Missy)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (this month):
1. Sgt. Major - Jet
2. Bliss - Muse
3. Mardy Bum - Arctic Monkeys

THREE BOOKS YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING:
1. New Boy - William Sutcliffe
2. Feel (Robbie Williams) - Chris Heath
3. Mr. Commitment - Mike Gayle

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Lots and lots of hot, torrid sex
2. Free flow of witty, funny conversation
3. Knowing without talking

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. Posted a half-nude pic of myself on the internet
2. Performed a solo in church
3. Made a grown man cry because I slapped him so hard

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Blue/Green Eyes
2. Genuine Smile
3. Hands

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Shopping
2. Getting "lost" in music
3. Changing the color of my nail polish

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Fly to England where its *shiver of delight* winter!
2. Pay someone to clean my house
3. Kiss and hug my precious godson goodnight

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. News anchor
2. Flight attendant (considerED i.e in the PAST, eons ago)
3. Restaurantuer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Tuscany, Italy
2. Prague, Hungary
3. England

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Trevor
2. Bradley
3. Sienna

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE (at least, not immediately BEFORE):
1. Meet n marry a man i can love and keep loving no matter how big an arse he makes of himself
2. Get a driving Licence
3. Record an album

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I used to shoot down my own Barbie dolls down with my own toy shotgun
2. I can burp louder (with resonance even) than most rugby players and i like doing it to gross people out too
3. I can assemble shelving units and rewire my dad's entertainment system myself in a day.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I shriek in genuine fear when i see a roach/lizard/bug of any sort
2. I was the proud owner of over 50 barbie dolls (not including her useful furniture) and a million outfits/shoes way back then
3. I swoon over Taiwanese Pretty Boy Bands or The bad guy in movies.

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Gisele Bundchen
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Adrianna Lima

THREE MALE CELEB CRUSHES(This month):
1. Orlando Bloom
2. Jason Statham
3. Gavin Lowe (Big Strong Boys on BBC)

I now tag Kat! hah!

Attack on an Innocent Overweight Jogger

It was a cool and quiet night, the park was void of activity except for a lone jogger. A cyclist enters the park and circles about the park, eyeing his heaving prey. The fat, sweaty jogger was wheezing loudly. The shifty cyclist creeps up alongside the panting jogger slowly and said "Hi, i'm sorry, but.... can we be friends?". The grumpy jogger replied, "hullo!?! I'm *wheeze* jogging here *pant pant*". The annoying cyclist persists, "So does this mean i've got no chance to get to know you then?". Bloody 'ell!?! Right before sprinting off, the jogger gives a curt, icy glare and said, "maybe if i wasn't *gasps for air* jogging!".
Can you believe the nerve of him! There i was barely able to breathe and jog at the same time, sweating like a hog in heat, jiggling and wheezing, and this here guy wants to make friends!?! I feel really sorry for the guy for he must be really desperate to approach me. Or he left his glasses at home. Or he thought "she's fat, she's been joggin she must be exhausted! she can't run far or fast and i'm on a bike!".
Is it that difficult for you to meet women? I get junk mail by the hundreds advertising "Lonely, Desperate Singles seeking life partner" or "find your love match here!". Go sign up boy! Then cycle over to meet your date! And by the way... you're probably 10 years younger than i am. Please latch on to someone nearer your age group. No way you can understand me if i were to talk about how much i liked Debbie Gibson and Bros when i was 13.

Pray for us...

I just heard rumours that our free ticket might be taken away! Since the "separation" of SATS and Singapore Airlines, we have been trying to establish ourselves as a world class handling agent bit by tedious bit. With Singapore Airlines as our biggest client of course. We've changed our logo, no we don't use the bird anymore. And of course there are changes aplenty to come but the hardest hit will be if they take away our free ticket. :(
Granted not everyone utilizes the privilege but many do and its a perk we all work hard towards. And next year i was planning to visit the family in the UK!! waaahh!
So this message is for you, the reader. Please please PLEASE pray for us humble people that our this one privilege, that means so much to us, does not get taken away. Thank you for your time.

Precious!

My Precious godson's turning TWO! and my clever n creative sister-in-law has created an email address for him. She sent out his birthday invites from his very first email address. i thought that was the cutest! This is the invite...





That's my precious godson for ya. In all his tanned glory. Love him to bits! Now i have to go a shopping for his gift. Although i still believe that blasted purple dinosaur is the root of all evil and the spawn of satan, alas! my godson has fallen under his spell and i might just have to spend (some of) my hard earned money on some cds or a lush toy for him. I think a lush would be much too frightening (for his godma) so i'll probably settle for the cds.

It's Like That!

Grover You scored 35% Organization, 50% abstract, and 69% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are more sloppy, both concrete and abstract, and more extroverted. Here is why are you Grover. You are both sloppy. You might not always know where everything you need is. Perhaps you don't even care. Grover cares, but he just is always making a mess. He can't take the right order when he is a waiter, and he always crashes when he tries to be a superhero. You both are concrete and abstract thinkers. Grover always sets a realistic goal for himself and tries to achieve it. However he's also abstract when he comes up with imaginative and unusual strategies in pursuit of that goal. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course. You are both extroverts. You enjoy the company of others, and you don't have problems meeting new people...in fact you probably look forward to it. You are willing to take charge when necessary or work as part of a team. Grover also likes being around others. He is eager to try and help those in need. He even uses his social skills as a door-to-door salesman. The other possible characters are Cookie Monster Big Bird Snuffleupagus Ernie Elmo Kermit the Frog Oscar the Grouch The Count Guy Smiley Bert If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

if i were an anime character...

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how would you look like as an anime character?
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The Martydom of a 20 something

Yesterday, i did not have to work. Or rather, i did not GET to work. i put my name down for overtime but due to cost-cutting, my company's setting a daily limit for staff coming back for ot recall (from here on referred to as otr). Of course i was a bit peeved as the name right before mine was the last to be taken, but what to do? That's life.
A colleague, however, found herself in the same position and she was in tears over it. Sure she's not well off and needs the money badly, heck! so do i what. just ask citibank n UOB. haha! Anyhoo, apparently she's a victim of circumstance and an unwilling heroine. She agreed to change shifts with this other gurl, so that she could go on a trip. In helping this girl, her name ended up at the bottom of the list. So no chance she's ever gonna get her otr approved unless there was a mysterious epidemic outbreak, causing 80% of the staff who's names are ahead of her to fall seriously ill. Then my Target Twin heard she was "caught" expressing herself drowning in salty tears of self pity. In the locker room. What is wrong with her?!?! Aside from other emotionally manipulative actions she's pulled in the past few months, This really is rock bottom. Then today she comes along and tells me her bf scolded her for changing shifts with the girl in the first place, losing her chance at getting otr. i fink he's jus annoyed that she's in tears over it. Well i'd be if i were in his place.Make sense or not, i ask you... Take responsibility for your damn actions gurl! If you didn't wanna change in the first place for whatever selfish or selfless reasons, you have the right to say "NO", and no one, not even your mother can make you think or say otherwise.
That's a load off my chest there. Her "poor me! poor me!" cries are starting to annoy her friends. Immensely. Tell me, is martyrdom really the path to getting your way? Or becoming the modern day hero we all secretly aspire to be?

Chomp! bloody Chomp!

I was at a foodcourt in Century Square the other day with the mother when I was distracted by the incriminating "chomp chomp" noise of someone chewing their food with their mouth open. When I looked over to give a bus-face, I found the culprit staring right back at me from the next table! THE NERVE! Oredy disrupt me and me mum's gossip session with her incessant noisy chewing, still can eavesdrop some more! It was then that the stereo sound surround kicked in... Her children and husband were chewing in sync! MOUTH OPEN! Well its not surprising, since apples don't fall far from the tree do they? But stereo sound, i kid you not.

I'll admit there are few things in life that bug the living shit outta me and public display of open-mouth-chewing is one of them. I had an ex, let's call him Moe. We met at a popular disco, hooked up, regularly met up for late night trysts the 1st few weeks into our relationship. When we finally had a proper bgr movie/dinner date, I was aghast. Yes, i use the word aghast. The fella was chewing with his jaw just gaping open with every bite lah! He was literally the poster-boy for a "DON"T CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN" ad. Not only that, he looked around whilst chewing! That was an almost symphonic display of multitasking by a mere male if i ever saw one. I report that the blasted bugger did it throughout the entire dinner. Luckily for me, it was a quick one. Dinner, i meant.

"Why me?" I asked my Target Twin BW, all I want is to not be grossed out while having my meal. Is that too damn much to ask? "Its your arse luck lah, gurl"came the reply. Yes, I'll admit I am the Reigning Queen of Arse Luck. Bow your heads and hold me in reverence. I've heard it can be pretty contagious, so please consult your pediatrician for the appropriate vaccinations.

So please, if you feel a draught billowing against your tongue while you're having rosti and sausages, its time for a refresher course in Table Manners 101. I beg you, don't gross out innocent bystanders with your nasty eating habits. Close your mouth while you chew your food. This message has been brought to you by a public health awareness program. Thank you.

I've Found My Calling

I almost can't believe how well(?) i scored this one! HAH!

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone.You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

How Well Do You Understand Men?

Great Girlfriend?

I'm surprised at this one. Never thought i was so "great" as girlfriends go. Oh well... good for a chuckle or two.

You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtfulBut you also haven't stopped thinking of yourselfYou're the perfect blend of independent and caringYou're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

Are'>http://ynr.blogthings.com/goodgirlfriendquiz/">Are You a Good Girlfriend?