Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Attack on an Innocent Overweight Jogger

It was a cool and quiet night, the park was void of activity except for a lone jogger. A cyclist enters the park and circles about the park, eyeing his heaving prey. The fat, sweaty jogger was wheezing loudly. The shifty cyclist creeps up alongside the panting jogger slowly and said "Hi, i'm sorry, but.... can we be friends?". The grumpy jogger replied, "hullo!?! I'm *wheeze* jogging here *pant pant*". The annoying cyclist persists, "So does this mean i've got no chance to get to know you then?". Bloody 'ell!?! Right before sprinting off, the jogger gives a curt, icy glare and said, "maybe if i wasn't *gasps for air* jogging!".
Can you believe the nerve of him! There i was barely able to breathe and jog at the same time, sweating like a hog in heat, jiggling and wheezing, and this here guy wants to make friends!?! I feel really sorry for the guy for he must be really desperate to approach me. Or he left his glasses at home. Or he thought "she's fat, she's been joggin she must be exhausted! she can't run far or fast and i'm on a bike!".
Is it that difficult for you to meet women? I get junk mail by the hundreds advertising "Lonely, Desperate Singles seeking life partner" or "find your love match here!". Go sign up boy! Then cycle over to meet your date! And by the way... you're probably 10 years younger than i am. Please latch on to someone nearer your age group. No way you can understand me if i were to talk about how much i liked Debbie Gibson and Bros when i was 13.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Pray for us...

I just heard rumours that our free ticket might be taken away! Since the "separation" of SATS and Singapore Airlines, we have been trying to establish ourselves as a world class handling agent bit by tedious bit. With Singapore Airlines as our biggest client of course. We've changed our logo, no we don't use the bird anymore. And of course there are changes aplenty to come but the hardest hit will be if they take away our free ticket. :(
Granted not everyone utilizes the privilege but many do and its a perk we all work hard towards. And next year i was planning to visit the family in the UK!! waaahh!
So this message is for you, the reader. Please please PLEASE pray for us humble people that our this one privilege, that means so much to us, does not get taken away. Thank you for your time.

Precious!

My Precious godson's turning TWO! and my clever n creative sister-in-law has created an email address for him. She sent out his birthday invites from his very first email address. i thought that was the cutest! This is the invite...





That's my precious godson for ya. In all his tanned glory. Love him to bits! Now i have to go a shopping for his gift. Although i still believe that blasted purple dinosaur is the root of all evil and the spawn of satan, alas! my godson has fallen under his spell and i might just have to spend (some of) my hard earned money on some cds or a lush toy for him. I think a lush would be much too frightening (for his godma) so i'll probably settle for the cds.

It's Like That!

Grover
You scored 35% Organization, 50% abstract, and 69% extroverted!
This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are more sloppy, both concrete and abstract, and more extroverted.

Here is why are you Grover.

You are both sloppy. You might not always know where everything you need is. Perhaps you don't even care. Grover cares, but he just is always making a mess. He can't take the right order when he is a waiter, and he always crashes when he tries to be a superhero.

You both are concrete and abstract thinkers. Grover always sets a realistic goal for himself and tries to achieve it. However he's also abstract when he comes up with imaginative and unusual strategies in pursuit of that goal. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course.

You are both extroverts. You enjoy the company of others, and you don't have problems meeting new people...in fact you probably look forward to it. You are willing to take charge when necessary or work as part of a team. Grover also likes being around others. He is eager to try and help those in need. He even uses his social skills as a door-to-door salesman.

The other possible characters are
Cookie Monster
Big Bird
Snuffleupagus
Ernie
Elmo
Kermit the Frog
Oscar the Grouch
The Count
Guy Smiley
Bert

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: